Well thank you guys for all the appreciation…. The following story is of Santi, a man of around 45 yrs of age… there is nothing to know about him jus he can’t see a happy man…. Lts come up to the story…..
It was mid of December 1980, don’t be confused , I was not born(u hv d liberty to call me a historian), Santi was about to get hitched with the girl who was no doubt very beautiful but Santi was not in d condition to get married(he liked boys) and those days it was a serious issue(it still is). He tried to avoid it but failed …. Finally he got married the same year and before he got intimate with his wife he sweared on d name of lord Mahavira, lord Shankar and Allah tallah that he ll not leave even a single guy happy of his area….
Since that day he started his killing spree…. Every wedding season he uses his connections and gets two to three guys hitched…. Who just passed out of college and was in search of pussies(I mean d real pussy not d cat)… Before the guys could get pussy he would get them hitched with a pussy for the lifetime…. Seriously yr its jus like using a soap till it dies… We are born in an independent country and we have the right to have pussies … But Santi who had dying desires of getting his ass(not d one u find in streets) fucked could not see a happy guy in midst of pussies…
Very soon Santi was high in air with a score of 47 marriages… How a fucker(sorry he is not, but gali to banti h) can take away the happiness of 47 pussy hungry guys… He was well ahead of Sachin Tendulkar till he met Ashwathama, a super rocking guy or the macho man like virat kohli u can say…. Ashwathama was way more famous amongst pussies… He too was on d killing spree but of pussies… He had around 16-17 (he too don’t remember) pussies in his small career of 4 years… He started his pussy marathon in the first year of his college and was moving ahead as if he had done some Usain Bolt(fastest man on earth) course..
Santi met Ashwathama’s parents to get him hitched …. As soon as the news reached into the moans hungry ears of Ashwathama he filed an FIR in the CBI court against Santo… And the case reached into the fingering hungry hands of ACP fucker Pradyuman. He is self confessed fucker but was not able to have even a single pussy… This was his last case as the fucker king (retirement) .. He seemed very enthusiastic as the case was unique…
He put his best officers Daya ass fucker, Abhijeet ass giver and Fredie oil malish wala…. All of them were heroes in their fields(like krissh)… They started keeping an eye on Santi…
One day, second day, the other day they could not find any clue about what actually Santi’s problem is why he is behind every pussy hungry guy of his area … Finally Freddie oil malish wala found a clue while following Santi and immediately rang up ACP Fucker Pradyuman. He immediately asked Daya ass fucker to put Santi’s phone on interrogation 24*7… Finally on the third day they held him red handed getting his ass fucked up by Kalu Mistri….
Finally on the third day of interrogation Santi broke his silence….
Santi: I loved kalu mistri since I was 6 and we regularly use to have sessions. But at 21 we both were separated and I got married against my wish… I am not a man but She-Man…
ACP fucker Pradyuman : who the children belongs to?
Santi: Kalu Mistri….
Santi was left after the final warning that he will not ruin the life of any pussy hungry guy…
And the male society of the area thanked Ashwathama for his brave effort..